Super sexy, super efficient: Why quickies mean great sex for new parents

If you have a baby or a toddler, there’s a good chance you haven’t seen action in a while, right? Who can blame you, new parents? First there is the matter of ever-present, ever-awake child, then the constant exhaustion of running after said child and to top it all off, your parents who’re living with you (bless their hearts) to help look after your child. So there’s never time, even if you want it. Really bad.

Say hello to quickies. These super-quick yet spontaneous episodes of sexual activity (thank you, Wikipedia) are your new best friend when it comes to getting some hump-a-rama. Here are four reasons why new parents must embrace this super sexy sex strategy.

It’s quick. Duh.

Time is a luxury for new moms and dads (especially moms). So if you’re in that lucky space where your kid is sound asleep for what seems like a minute, take the plunge. Knowing you’ve got just precious minutes can make the “episode” even sexier. Bonus points if you can do it first thing in the morning (nothing like early morning sex to make that day chirpy, eh?)

“Effortless”

Unlike conventional, have-a-lot-of-time sex, a quickie doesn’t need the before and afters of foreplay and cuddling. Get in, do your thang, get out. It’s that simple. No need to spend time trying to get your partner aroused or spoon them after you’ve had your fun. The operative word all you new parents are looking for: efficient.

Sneaky is sexy

If you remember, we made this point earlier. Sneaking around is hella lot of fun. Is your kid going to knock on the door? Can the parents hear you? Will anyone wonder why the door is locked? Knowing that you’re sneaking around behind a lot of people’s backs and don’t want to be found can rack up the steamy quotient right through the roof. You gotta be fast and you gotta bite your lip to stop yourself from moaning, and that can be super sensuous.

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