6 reasons masturbating makes you a very happy woman

Ah, masturbation, the Do-(It)-Yourself. The thing women do — few of them, though — but never admit to doing. And even fewer women actually do it. But WHY? It’s so awe-oh my god-some! And honestly, sometimes it’s so much better than sex. There, we said it. But apart from the obvious reason why masturbating feels so good, it really does make you a happier woman. Here are six reasons:

Good and quick Zs

The next time you decide to have a hot mug of milk to help you sleep better, chuck the idea and do yourself instead. You’ll sleep like a baby, promise. Just like sex, it helps relieve the tension in your body and makes you feel satiated and calm. Result? Sleep.

Bye, bye period cramps

Say adios to those god-awful aches during your period. If you have a uterine contraction while self-stimulating and a uterine contraction can help menstrual blood come out faster... theoretically it’s going to help with cramps. The research behind this concept isn’t 100% proven yet, but hey, there’s no harm in trying it, right.

Inner peaaaceeee

Masturbation helps you relieve stress. An orgasm always, ALWAYS makes you feel oh-so-calm. Had a long, tiring day? Get your favourite literotica/sex toy/movie or imagination (if that works for you!) and give yourself a treat.

Multiple orgasms

Need we say more? If you’re having sex with your partner, having ONE orgasm is a feat in itself, two is an urban myth. But masturbation? You can reach heaven not one, not two, even three times! Yes, it’s possible. More orgasms = more happy. Simple.

Great sex life

When you masturbate, you know what works for you, what makes you moan in pleasure and what makes you go ho-hum. So the next time you’re in the sack, you can give your partner specific directions as to what to touch and how. What does that mean? A better sex life, and hopefully, a better relationship.

It makes you happy

Yep, masturbation literally makes you happy, because when you’re on that rollercoaster ride, your body is releasing endorphins called dopamine and oxytocin, the “feel good” hormones that are released when you eat that chocolate or hug or dog or kiss that lover. And you should always do something that makes you happy, right ladies?

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